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昨晚实在是闲来无事，和老婆想在森吧找本电影看看，机缘巧合点入了这本特冷门的电影《大魔域》，导演冷门，演员冷门，但好像脑筋搭错线一样就点进去了，沉闷的开头伴随着我的瞌睡开始了，突然，老婆一阵阵的爆笑把我给惊醒，注意，这是一本魔幻片，不是搞笑片。伴着疑惑，我睁开眼。里面的对白霎时把我从地球雷出了波科星。　　
本人知识有限，对于其中许多经典对白都没有理解的很透彻。在此只能点出一二：
　　 电影翻译：母亲麻油在，地球照阳转－－我理解的，妈妈不在不要难过。
　　 知道了，祥林嫂－－我理解的，爸爸你太罗嗦了。
　　 那尼－－－我理解的，什么
　　 竖子不乖－－我理解的，小子不听话
　　 交都马待－－我理解的，等等
　　 尼做嘛－－我理解的，你干什么
　　 小样的，口袋没米就扁你丫的－－我理解的，小子，没钱就揍你
　　 总之很多很多我有生以来从没见过的翻译，真的很佩服这个翻译小组的能耐，能当面见到我一定跪拜，通篇看下来我和我老婆两个人笑的今日一天都肚子抽筋。但是我电脑技术差，不知道如何在视频播放的时候截图，供大家同乐，还请哪位高人能够将视频对话截下来，废话不说，去看吧。










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[ 本帖最后由 ke88 于 2008-4-13 12:32 编辑 ]